← BACK TO THE TVA vintage television antenna and illuminated signal target.

I’m Nick Hamze.

I make WordPress stuff, collect sketch cards, and like Max Rebo. HAMZEVISION is my home on the web.

The channels

Working the TV

Use the cabinet buttons or open the channel guide. Press R for the remote, G for the guide, M for sound, or P for power. On a phone, turn it sideways for a bigger picture and easier controls.

Sound starts when you enable it. The TV respects your device’s reduced-motion setting.

Try channels 77, 88, and 99 for the pretend shop, after-hours screen, and signal-catching game. The shopping channel and ad breaks are part of the joke; there’s no checkout.

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