
I’m Nick Hamze.
I make WordPress stuff, collect sketch cards, and like Max Rebo. HAMZEVISION is my home on the web.
The channels
- Regionally Famous — my WordPress projects.
- Not For Sale — my sketch card collection. And no, they’re not for sale.
- Max Rebo — a whole website for Max Rebo.
Working the TV
Use the cabinet buttons or open the channel guide. Press R for the remote, G for the guide, M for sound, or P for power. On a phone, turn it sideways for a bigger picture and easier controls.
Sound starts when you enable it. The TV respects your device’s reduced-motion setting.
Try channels 77, 88, and 99 for the pretend shop, after-hours screen, and signal-catching game. The shopping channel and ad breaks are part of the joke; there’s no checkout.